Elephants mean well.
Hope everyone gets all the hugs they need. Thanks for reading.
[3-panel comic of a girl with a braid, remarking that she "needs a hug." In panel 1, elephant looks on. In panel 2, elephant calmly shuffles closer, back first. Panel 3, elephant backs right into her with a "PLOP!" and asks, "How's that?" as her eyes bulge under the weight of an elephant hug.]
Elephant, use your trunk! Sitting on someone doesn't constitute a hug, unless you're a Great Dane. Then you gain approval by licking her face at the same time.
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