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(An Illustrated Status Message a Day)

Friday, October 30, 2015

Ask An Elephant

Elephant is having a tough time.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

What On Earth

Sometimes it's bad -- and sometimes it's not that bad.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

I Woke Up Like This

If my life were a pop song.

You'll really only get this if you're old.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Sketchbook: Instagram Drawings

Need a cartooning pass today. Juggling much.

Are you on Instagram? I post sketchbook drawings there from time to time. (cartoonconnie)

Mid-week blessings to you. Thanks for reading.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

Poetry: A Reading

Revisiting a quote that meant a lot to me when I was growing up.

(Correction posted)

Friday, October 02, 2015

Lessons from an Old Maid (Anniversary)

UPDATE: I'm closing out my year of cartooning for McSweeney's. 17 columns, 40 pages of comics. On top of dailies. And full-time work. I'm exhausted.

This is everything I've learned about why I'm an old maid, in real time. 

Mostly because it's hard to lie to yourself in comics.

Thank you for reading along. I gave it my all. I needed to do it. It was not without costs.

That said - I've been invited to continue the column. Should I keep writing "old maid"?

OLD MAID, DATING FAIL is the final installment of the contest year. Page 1 of 4. You can read the whole thing here.