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Friday, July 24, 2015

Reasons to Laugh

Mission today...

Quote from Trevor Noah.


LT said...

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

WaitingMan said...

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the other, uh, never mind.

anna in spain said...

@ Waiting Man:
"Hickory Dickory Dip
A mouse on a Moebius Strip.
The strip revolved
The mouse dissolved
In a super-dimensional flip!"

What sound does a cat make, going 95 MPH down the freeway?

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

Well, there is the one that has kept me alive and smiling. Heard it a while ago.

If Being Single Doesn't Kill Me....It Had Better Make Me....F-ing INVINCIBLE. Connie Sun