Sketchbook Comics & Illustration
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her."This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?""No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the other, uh, never mind.
@ Waiting Man:"Hickory Dickory DipA mouse on a Moebius Strip.The strip revolvedThe mouse dissolvedIn a super-dimensional flip!"What sound does a cat make, going 95 MPH down the freeway?Meeeeooooow!
Well, there is the one that has kept me alive and smiling. Heard it a while ago. If Being Single Doesn't Kill Me....It Had Better Make Me....F-ing INVINCIBLE. Connie Sun
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